Candy Cards

Our family really likes candy cards. I couldn't decide what to get Randall and Steph for graduation, so I decided to make them each a candy card.

Randall's Card:

Hey BIG HUNK,

Did we MENTION (Mentos) how BUBBLCIOUSly proud we are of you? We are CERTain you are an EXTRA SPECIAL (Special Dark Hershey's) MR. GOODBAR. We hope in the weeks to come that you can fly down the SNO-CAPS with the ICY BREEZE (gum) in your face, doing FLIPZ on your snowboard. But don't be a BUTTERFINGER and get DIZZY (Dizzy Pop) and BREAK (Ice Breakers) something. Feel free to take your HOT TAMALE CHICk (Chiclets) on a shopping SPREE worth 100 GRAND. Make sure to write down (candy paper and ink) all the GOOD AND PLENTY times you have this summer! Don't forget to give your SWEETHEART of a mother a SQUEEZE (Sweetart Squeeze)!

Congrats,
Your NERDy Family

Stephanie's Card:

Hey CHICa, (Chicklets)

Did we MENTION (Mentos) how BUBBLCIOUSly proud we are of your WHOPPERS of acheivements? Oh BABY (Baby Ruth), we are CERTain you are an EXTRA SPECIAL (Special Dark Hershey's) HOT TAMALE. We wish we could give you a 100 GRAND shopping SPREE in New YORK (York Peppermint Patty), but all you get is this GOOBER of a card. We are sure that there are PLENTY (Good and Plenty) of ICY hot (Icy Breeze gum) SWEETHART to SQUEEZE (Sweetart Squeeze) NOW AND LATER, but don't forget to write (candy paper and ink) to your favorite brother and sister-in-law in California to tell us all about your adventures!

Congratulations!
Love Your NERDy Family,
Mike, Kim, Zane and Nate

We also made a candy card for Cory when he got to the nursing facility.

Cory's Card:

BIG HUNK,

Please don't SNICKER at our NERDy card. We heard you had a TWIX in your WHATCHAMACALLIT. We are glad that your doctors were MOUNDS of help and not BUTTERFINGERS. We hope your nurses are not AIRHEADS and WHIP (Reese's Whips) you into shape really fast. Once you get rid of your VERTIGO, you can learn to do the MAMBA. We are glad that the hole in you NECC (Neccos) is closed so we don't have to play 20 questions (candy paper and ink). We all just need to clean the EAR WAX (Ear Wax Goo) out of our ears to be able to hear you! We are very glad that you have GOOD AND PLENTY insurance to pay your 100 GRAND of medical bills. We hope you get a FAST BREAK and return to being a great HUBBA BUBBA and SKOR with your HOT TAMALE CHICa (Chiclets) and go home to your BABY RUbi (Baby Ruth) and Scottie BABE (Sugar Babies). We are CERTain that you will get an EXTRA CHUNKY PAYDAY so you can take your SWEETHART SQUEEZE (Sweetarts Squeeze) on a shopping SPREE in New YORK (York Peppermint Patty). Then you can EN JOY (Almond Joy) the ICY BREEZE (gum) blowing on your face as you soar down SNO CAPS doing FLIPZ until you get DIZZY (Dizzy Pop) and see STARs (Starbursts). Get Well Soon!

Love Your In-Laws,
Mike, Kim, Zane, and Nate